tonight · round open
Grab the mic / The room
tonight's headliner · TOLLY/USDC 1%
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until claps close (23:59 UTC)
Sign in at the door
Wallet signature (SIWE) — one caption, one clap per wallet per round. No transaction, no funds move.
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Grab the mic
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The set list
The set list is empty. Nobody has taken the mic tonight.
Applause meter
Nobody has clapped yet — leader share and total claps read 0 until the first clap lands. The needle is resting.
House rules
A heckle pulled by the Hook shows here in place of the line — a server-side wordlist filter at submit, a report button, and automatic hide at 3 reports pending review.